having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009

kitten city

Is a place of euphoric happiness, where dreams are made.

Spurs won 4 2 and i was in kitten city.

by The Royal Worm January 17, 2008

Swamp Kitten

A baby alligator.

Look at that momma and her adorable swamp kittens!

by Ganondox September 23, 2018

Kitten Wrangler

One who pursues many women at the same time, preferably of the younger variety (18-21). Generally involving promiscuous, casual sex and a feeling of accomplishment after a successful wrangling.

With all these 19 year old girls blowing up my phone I feel like a real kitten wrangler.

by Joker556 March 15, 2010

Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.

Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)

by KitTurd June 19, 2023

Kitten Toucher

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009