what the queer fuck

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.

Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?

by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017

Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!

Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman

by Jacstar March 11, 2019

Noodley as fuck

Basically, it means whatever you feel it means.

Happy: “I JUST GOT A NEW PUPPY!” “OH NICE DUDE, that’s noodley as fuck!”

Sad: “Hey babe, I’m breaking up with you for your sister” “Oh, that’s noodley as fuck”

by NeatBeans April 29, 2019

butt fuck town

when someone or something in located in a place thats uncommon

I live in _____
Thats a butt fuck town

by immrcrackpipe May 18, 2024

as fuck

constant, abundant and/or plentiful

“i look dumb as fuck right now”
as in: “i look really dumb right now”
this suggests that there is an abundant and plentiful amount of dumb being exuded

“i have a headache as fuck”
same as: “i have such a bad headache”
this could indicate that said headache is causing abundant and/or constant pain

by ag1203 May 15, 2024

Fucking really

What the fuck?

What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 2, 2019

Fucked the pie

To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.

The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.

by Portiff Digrissim August 24, 2021