National fuck day

You can fuck anyone you want on the 18th of October and do it to where there satisfied

National fuck day is a national day you can fuck anyone and get away with it

by Julibn October 17, 2019

fuck

The first word said when stepping on the bedside lamp plug which you forgot to plug in to the wall socket.

The word is usually followed by 'Bastard' or 'Cunt' or both, but others can be thrown into the mix to reduce the pain. And usually shouted for approx 15 minutes repeatedly whilst standing on one leg.

'Turns out light to get into bed and bedside lamp plug is laying on floor'

FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD CUNT FUCKING PLUG FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCKING HEAP OF SHIT FUCK CUNT PLUG FUCK FUCK FUCK

by ib4uib January 1, 2022

fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Fuck the Owner Year

Every 5th year of a decade every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts the whole year and the owner cannot do anything about it.

It's finally struck Fuck the Owner Year, let's go harass the owner

by ASaneHuman December 28, 2022

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

Fuck-hos intolerant

Someone who is indifferent towards the chance to have sexual relations with a slutty female

Jeremy had the chance to sleep with Jessica! Turns out he's fuck-hos intolerant

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

oh fuck no

When your parents are coming downstairs and you are trying to delete your Newgrounds porn but the tab is frozen. (random event that may happen in 2007)

Eileen: Watches Newgrounds porn even at 16
Jennifer: starts laughing
Dad: goes downstairs
Eileen: Oh fuck no! The tab is frozen and my dad is coming!
Jennifer: oh shit

by kittenbunny65 May 16, 2021