Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

SKULL FUCK

When a girl sucks your dick and you push her head as far down on your dick as you can.

I'm going to skull fuck you so hard!

by Sam the conqueror September 1, 2017

Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013

Fuck

A form of currency used by intellectuals to tell others how much they care.

"Mr. President, could you please stop interrupting Mr. Biden?"
"It seems my Fuck Bank has run dry, Mr. Moderator."

by the_lord_of_knowledge October 22, 2020

Fuck on

Verb. To fuck on is to riff or poke fun at.

Example:

I'm gonna go fuck on Jimmy. He's a jerk faced idiot.

by Wsailor December 6, 2022

that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.

by ö~ö June 18, 2024

Fuck

Fuck a sexual relationship 👅💦😈😇

"fuck me daddy" "My man fucks me so hard" "Fuck me harder"

by Lily gold February 11, 2019