National beat anyone day

why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.

National beat anyone day is good idea :

by Bigmanfrankee November 7, 2021

National Bsf Day

National Bsf day is on November 6 show off your bestie.

“Are you busy on the 6?”
“Yeah”
“Doing what?”

“Celebrating national Bsf day , with your no having Bestfriend ass”

by freak man yeah thats me. November 1, 2021

National Bully Paris Day

It is a national holiday on the 18th feb. This day on the 18th of february everyone who identifies as a paris. Yes even the Eiffel Tower haha silly me. Paris has to get bullied it’s just a fact.

Someone might say“oi paris you are so silly” and it would be fine because of the day it is. “haha as it’s national bully paris day it’s okay!”

by gae84393838 February 18, 2024

National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020

National send nudes day

11th off MAY is National send nudes day so all u girls show ur man a good day

Today is National send nudes day so show me the lot

by THE MAN0121 May 8, 2024

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023