National grab ass day

Walk up to your crush and grab his/her's ass

Boy: SLAPS
Girl: Hey! why did you do that
Boy: its National grab ass day
Girl: Oh okay, My turn

by Unknown Savior2234 October 10, 2022

Dan Day

A “Do Absolutely Nothing” day. Similar to a Fuck Off Friday, but meant for daily use.

Today is Friday, I think I’ll make it a DAN Day.

by Thee MFing man August 28, 2020

National Mctenny day

It’s where mctenny the rapper national day. You go listen to his music April 12

National mctenny day

by Bob I’ll April 11, 2022

Sherif day

When you can't be fucked working, so you take a day off work to watch TV and wank

Today I could not be arsed working, so I thought fuck it, I'm taking a sherif day

by Sub46 February 24, 2024

april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018

National send nudes day

Boy: you know what day it is today
Girl: no
Boy: it’s national send nudes day

Girl: ok

#nudes # friends # national send nudes day

by Leif Borge October 26, 2019

national cuddle day

september 28th is a day where maddy and tj have to cuddle and sleep together cause it’s her birthday and if they don’t she will commit toaster bath

hey, wyd td? cuddling with maddy cuz it’s national cuddle day

by bigbootylatina August 4, 2021