big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.

I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

Sand in His Vagina

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.

1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..

by baddazoner February 21, 2011

Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

by Enerjex September 19, 2017

large mouth vagina

A large sized vag that has the illustration of a bass. Typically caught by a man with a red boat on a lake. There is no suddlety with a large mouth vag.

Her pussy won't close. Dude she might as well be a large mouth vagina caught by a man in a red boat.

by rainmaker#1 January 25, 2014

Playing Vagina DJ

when a female plays with herself fiercely to the point it look like shes on turntables.

Me: I walked in on your girlfriend playing vagina dj man

Denzel: cool story bro....

by eEpidemic January 1, 2012

kevin vagina day

Kevin vagina day is a day where we can all celebrate the existence of kevin vagina himself. He gives glory to all the vaginaless with the power of his great one vagina. The stanky fishy will spread throughout the whole world to spread his cheer. But beware, if you do not celebrate kevin vagina day he will come into your room when you sleep and slap you with his vagina.

kevin vagina: I have come to bless you with my great big hairy vagina.
Everyone: All hail the great kevin vagina day

by joaks January 25, 2020

super wet vagina

It’s when a girl vagina or pussy is EXTREMELY wet. She wants to be fucked immediately. If she fingers her self it’ll make a weird sound. You can also get her very wet by licking her vagina/pussy. It’s called “Giving Head”. Some girls will lick their fingers and finger themselves, because it’ll slip right In.

Girl) oh hey big daddy Carlos, I have a super wet vagina

Guy) aight bet bitch I’m finna slide into yo pussy like I slide into yo dm’s

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss February 22, 2019