smoking

The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment

If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

Smoked

Burnt out; in need of sleep because you have partied too much and for too long without it.

Did you see Justin last night, man talk about Smoked!

by Nilesgirl May 7, 2018

smoked out

when you provide all or majority of the weed when smoking with a friend or friends

Boy: I smoked out Robert today
Girl: Jeez, how much weed was it?
Boy: 3 gs

by picklesauce March 12, 2020

When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

Whopper Smoke

Whenever someone or something smells like what it sounds like: A Whopper and Cigarette Smoke.

Guy 1: Ugghhh dawg you smell like fukin Whopper Smoke bro...
Guy 2: ???

by CousinQWERTY April 11, 2023