brown hand

when one places his hand in a pile of his own or someone elses fecal matter.

look, skip has his hand up his ass again! what a brown hand !!!!

by contact May 23, 2004

hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.

That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Hand-Pump

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!

Dave is the Hand-Pump king

by Graham Kingswood October 15, 2008

Jerkoff Hands

Someone who isnt getting laid.

"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"

by the real ian harold October 9, 2008

hand myself

Painfully sticking a whole hand into your vagina.

"Jennifer makes me want to hand myself with a bendy ruler"

by Pangina420 April 15, 2017

Hand Cannon

The best codename for a girl that you get a big boner for. Nobody will know what you mean, so feel free to express yourself in awkward ways!

Me: I have tried out the hand cannon that is totally from fortnite, and it is my favorite!
Friend: Cool bro I really like the golden scar.

by DMan21121 May 6, 2019

Banana Hand

A bitchin' yellow dog that will ass fuck you all night long.

"All I know is... good, ball.... and rape." - Banana Hand

by SparklePimp January 15, 2012