Rosie-Farts

What Rosie O' Donnell did to FUCK with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View.

Did you see Liz Hasselbeck get Rosie-Farts down her throat from the AWESOME Rosie O' Donnell??

by Lance Boyle Bitch July 11, 2011

stray fart

Once somebody farts and it the initial smell has disappeared, but then the smell returns, this is referred to as a stray fart.

Can also be used to indicate that someone is hanging around like a bad smell and should leave.

I wandered into a stray fart over there, man was it smelly!

Haitham is being such a stray fart.

by Baron Boffin September 1, 2009

riot farts

riot farts are so bad that they cause riots and mayhem.

riot farts caused mayhem in Egypt.

riot farts are considered to deadly dangerous.

riot farts closed a mall in your area.

riot farts are mostly in Mexico.

by keebles April 14, 2012

freezer fart

when you let one rip in a cold place, such as a restaurant's walk-in cooler. Low temperatures have a stench-enhancing property when it comes to farts, so when this act is performed, not only does the fart stay enclosed in the cooler until the door is left open long enough for it to escape, but also smells about ten times worse. In general, freezer farting is a fun and hilarious thing to do.

I ripped one helluva freezer fart in the cooler at work today. Joey went back there to get something and the smell was so bad his eyes started watering. Good times.

by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016

fart porn

A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.

Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

by SF805 May 4, 2008

Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man December 25, 2007