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poked in the nuts

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it
Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!
by latino14 June 2, 2009
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Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person
"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."
by Exodus VI January 25, 2016
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Flippin Nuts

Being crazy and having fun at the same time. Originated from a group of friends in RuneScape, they called themselves 'Flippin Nuts'.
Hey! Lets do a Flippin Nuts and kill the black dragon without any anti-dragon shields!
by Rawr 3005 January 27, 2010
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Gamer Nuts

Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.
Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”
by Rusty_Dusty March 5, 2020
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nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.
Slap!...u have just been fucktarded
by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004
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you nut

"I can't believe I failed my exams"

"did you revise?"

"No"

"Well then no wonder you failed you nut!"
by youngscribe December 23, 2017
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chicken nuts

reproductive organs of a chicken. taste delicious when fried in pig fat.
"I want me some good ol' chicken nuts!"
by Chicken McNutty Nuts April 24, 2003
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