Mexican Pottery

A rarely-used, yet oddly sly euphemism for marijuana.

Hey man, my friend with the Mexican Pottery is in town; need a hook?

by Kurari July 20, 2010

Mexican Smack

When a hairy Mexican guy headbutts a woman and his mustache smacks her face.

Mario attempted to Mexican Smack Maxine, but she ended up Mexican Smacking him.

by Corey Sanders September 14, 2013

Mexican Bidet

When you take a shit but Instead of wiping your ass you jump in the shower...

I was out of toilet paper; so I fired up the Mexican Bidet.

by Websterwho? April 28, 2016

Mexican Middle

The middle seat in the front of a truck. Usually the bench seat in an older beat up truck used for gardening activities.

Gary Winthorpe: "Hey can I get a ride?"
Danny: "Sure but you have to sit Mexican Middle"

by JerryWinthorpe August 12, 2018

mexican bulldozer

the act of eating mexican food then later on putting your mexican load on a tortilla and pushing it on your lover's face or just some unexpecting persons.

Dude that mexican bulldozer i pulled off the other night at taco bell was the SHIT!!!!

by tacomelt sandwich February 23, 2011

Mexican Drano

Any Mexican meal that once ingested rockets through your stomach and out "unclogging the drain".

Lisa and I had dinner at Loco Mexico last night and the Mexican Drano hit the porcelain an hour later.

by Urban humor August 9, 2017

mexican portrait

When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style anal and his dick is covered in shit when he pulls out, he then slops his shit covered dick all over her back drawing whatever comes to mind.

I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.

by DementedBenny March 20, 2017