hand of god

Used to refer to the act of anyone in an undisputable position of power.

Can be used to identify the action of a BOFH deleting a user account; a company that outsources to a call center telling the call center to fire a particular employee; a MUCK wizard modifying someone's props or a GM (game master) causing unlikely events in a RPG.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.

That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

hand myself

Painfully sticking a whole hand into your vagina.

"Jennifer makes me want to hand myself with a bendy ruler"

by Pangina420 April 15, 2017

Jerkoff Hands

Someone who isnt getting laid.

"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"

by the real ian harold October 9, 2008

Hand-Pump

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!

Dave is the Hand-Pump king

by Graham Kingswood October 15, 2008

Hand Cannon

The best codename for a girl that you get a big boner for. Nobody will know what you mean, so feel free to express yourself in awkward ways!

Me: I have tried out the hand cannon that is totally from fortnite, and it is my favorite!
Friend: Cool bro I really like the golden scar.

by DMan21121 May 6, 2019

Jimmy Hands

When one's hands lose control so as to fondle a woman's breast, with or without clothing.

So you got the jimmy hands, did you creft her too?

by Dukatz June 6, 2011