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show pole

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.
by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021
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show-dogging

The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.
1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.
by adguy70 April 21, 2014
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Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.
The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.
by Mons Penith December 9, 2023
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show-loning

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
by That_ATLien December 9, 2016
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Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025
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sun and moon show

literally my religion 𐐘💥╾━╤デ╦︻ඞා
a sane person: bro i love the sun and moon show

an insane person: what? they're horrible.

a sane person: cunt. (offensively)
by i fear myself 𖤐 January 14, 2024
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Mow And Show

An activity where you mow and you show. Similar to show and tell except you Mow And Show.
I’m bored we should play Mow and show”
by WhErE aRe ThE aVaCaDoEs August 8, 2019
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