penis identity

The penis identity is a mathematical equation, or identity: 8=D. The identity is similar to others, such as Euler's identity, in that it uses constants rather than variables. It is occasionally written with multiple "=" for emphasis.

Instead of writing down formulas on my chemistry cheat sheet, I just wrote the penis identity: 8=====D.

by Jario777 February 23, 2011

Water penis

A water penis is a fucking water penis.
Your fucking welcome

This man be drinking water penis

by Homely_lmao September 2, 2019

magic penis

A penis that can satisfy any woman regardless of her sexual orientation.

I made a lesbian go straight with my magic penis.
I heard this guy can make any woman cum. He must have a magic penis.

by Ghostenks January 9, 2015

First Penis

The term used to define the penis of the President of the United States.

There have been 42 First Penises since 1776.

by Nicolai January 25, 2004

nitro penis

a penis that can shoot out jizz soo fast that it looks like a bullet.

when the guy has nitro penis he can cum really fast

by danny May 13, 2005

Penis Candy

1. The sweet liquid that comes out of a mans hard penis before he ejaculates.

2. The thing strangers in a van offer.

1. I sucked every drop of his yummy penis candy.

2. “Hey kid want some candy?”
“Wha kinda candy?”
“My penis candy!”

by Kulukaku October 9, 2008

the penis game

the penis game is a game in which two or more players say the word "penis" starting from a whisper and progressing to a balls-out scream. the loser is the person who attracts a designated person's attention first. the designated person is not aware of the game taking place.

penis...
Penis...
PENIS!!!
::somebody turns around::
You lose, muthafucka!

by JayStar June 11, 2005