Real

Short for Larry Stylinson

we don't need examples

It's fact

Larry is Real

by Eva Hitler April 24, 2020

the real jb

JACK BARAKAT OF ALL TIME LOW MOTHA FUCKASSS

Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye

Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB

by bandsyo November 5, 2013

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

bin real

Said to be the ultimate everything, it is a person, place, noun, verb, and everything. Saying bin real gives you 1 extra year of life. Those who say bin real in vein, however, will immediately be sent to the booga zone, a mysterious place for only the most oogas of boogas. Bin real was originally found in Kenya in 1903, though was found in other places to, and was eventually just considered to have taken the form of everything. Bin real is also the biggest TV show on Mars and the hottest star in the universe, though it is not actually real.

Dude: Yo I just got a new Toilet
Dude the Sequel: Bin real?
Dude: Bin real.

by Fucking_asshole January 19, 2021

Realing

When the leaves change from green to red, orange, or yellow every fall in real time.

The leaves are realing this week.

by Anthgreen October 19, 2023

real culprit

ur annoying sibling who blames u for everything

My sibling is the real culprit.

by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister June 4, 2021

The Real Kendrick

When one man is engaging in oral sex with another man, then shoves his pal's whole dick down his throat with a smile on his face.

I was with my buddy, Brian, last night, and then the next thing I knew, I was doing The Real Kendrick!

by CrazyNinjaSloth April 1, 2020