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Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023
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Dont Run Yo

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2018
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running full mast

any man running with an uncomfortably noticeable erection, possibly while naked.
Janus ran full mast yesterday morning during his morning job through the nudist colony. He was running full mast, to the shock and envy of all.
by AnonEmous September 6, 2013
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The Home Run Trot

This is when you successfully go from titty fuck, face, puss, to ass in order (rounding all four bases) then slowly trot through her house much like a baseball player rounds the bases after a home run. Most importantly, you have to high five and ass slap everyone you see along the way.
Hey Gary, after the game ended last night on a walk off homer I gave this ugly bitch at the bar The Home Run Trot. Her mom was a little surprised when I woke her up off the couch but I got the high five from her then she made me breakfast!
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 9, 2018
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run me up

Back you up with facts in a situation
I have plenty of prime examples that could run me up
by Ghost pseudonym July 21, 2020
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commit-push-run

When you commit source code to the repository as the last thing you do that day, weekday or before vacation.
Finally friday. And I just did commit-push-run so it's definitely time to go home.
by n3Mo_ July 16, 2010
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Hunter cum and run

Having sex with a girl, only telling then your first name, leaving no paper trail. The girl is preferably a married 46 year old woman with a body described as a bag of cats running from a river.

Did I forget her husband is a millionaire who owns a security company
Noah: where the fuck is hunter
Patrick: he's about to fuck a milf, I want this for him
Skyler: our mom is 46
Everyone: classic hunter cum and run
by Hyatt adventures August 31, 2013
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