Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)

Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Horse

There In the back.

Wife: Honey? Do you have the suitcase in the back?
Husband: no the horses are.

Wife: *looks back and sees a horse in the back*

by AdmiralThrawn96 June 6, 2019

Trojan Horse

When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.

Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.

by NotMikey July 28, 2023

Charlie horse

Women tend to use this word to seem intelligent and deny any correct observations of its nonexistence in the English language.

Women named Molly often use it.

Hey, are you getting a Charlie horse in your leg?

by Ghostfreddie July 28, 2024

HORSE

This word is largely common for brown people who look like chapatti heads. Specifically 3 foot 1 people (short people) with glasses. This word is a kind way of saying to someone you look like a horse. Because if they do, then they must after all we're not the one with bad eye sight

khadijah mohammed patel: *walks down the street and lands in shit*
you: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE MY HORSE YOU BENCHOD-

by pigeon <3 January 2, 2023

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023