Fauc-you

A play on words to perpetuate the simple act of defiance of our authoritarian Dr. Fauci, "America's Doctor", that hasn't been right about a damn thing since the 80's.

Dr. Fauci: "“You may have to bite the bullet and sacrifice that social gathering unless you’re pretty certain that the people that you’re dealing with are not infected."

Me: "Fauc-you, and the horse you rode in on you midget fuck".

by DogEars November 15, 2020

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the baby is you

a very poetic song, featuring how Dave was made pregnant, after calling up his friend, *it is hinted to be karkat.* and taught him a hundred ways to screw., specifically by awakening and having a baby tummy, shaped like a ball, then he was having a baby, but theirs a twist. The baby is John Egbert.

“hOlY sHiT mAn! MoThErFuCkIn’ DaVe Is HaViNg A bAbY!!hE gOt ScReW’d By KaRkAt!!!”
-most likely gamzee, figuring out his friend screwed Dave and he is having a baby.
knowing the baby is you.

by assholeburning January 22, 2022

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you smart

Another annoying phrase Dj Khaled has brought upon society but its also very encouraging

Dj Khaled: you smart, you loyal

by Lil Sweet 15 September 4, 2016

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Blesh You

When you are tired and want to annoy your teachers so the whole class says "Blesh You" when someone sneezes.

"Ahchoo!"

"Blesh You!"

by zebrahorse1110 February 18, 2020

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same on you

Something an illiterate fool says when he doesn't know how to spell "Shame on you".

Commonly used by arrogant humans with low skills in vocabulary who are failing in life.

"I am the master of the universe and the world should revolve around me. If you don't, same on you."
"You pretend to be so smart, why don't you get a dictionary and work out what same on you means."

by Dictionary author March 8, 2017

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