real

real

Person 1: “I wanna kill myself”
Me: “real” (I hate myself)

by XxAndrewTatesAssH4irsMegaFagxX September 3, 2023

real

ryan cool

real ryan is so real i wish i was him

by real ryan's #1 fan November 17, 2023

Real

/ˈri .əl/

In the current generation, the word, "Real", is used as a form of internet slang across multiple different platforms of social media. Commonly used when someone says something that makes sense to someone else or a large number of people, or can be used when someone speaks in a literal and serious sense.

*video about heartbreak*
"I miss her, but it's been so long to the point where I don't really know what I'm missing anymore."
"real."

by the dude that defined real December 6, 2023

Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

Real one

Going to the strip club the night before a playoff game

Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.

What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?

Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.

by Billy big boy April 9, 2022

real

ryan cool

real ryan is so real

by real ryan's #1 fan November 17, 2023