david keever

STRONG as fuck! Popular by 8th grade! Gamer! becomes a FAMOUS gamer by 9th Grade!

Omg look it's David Keever !!

by Idk who I is! May 14, 2014

david hall

sooks and complains most of the time and loves commodores and hates toyota cruisers

i like david hall he has a nice beard, if only he was clean shaven

by wefituknow May 24, 2017

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

DAVID

David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.

Wild David appeared. Friend uses pants. It's super effective!

by nethiq February 6, 2019

Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.

Davide is always late for school.

by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021

David Herman

David herman is the modern day King David Sent by shiva to be the Only true God of the world. You can find him in some place in Ohio USA

He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..

The king david Herman will be praised

by anonymous March 29, 2023