boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

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boner boulavard

a street for horny people

i friend lives on boner boulavard

by flyingshelf3480 June 12, 2018

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Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

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An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018

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Boner Killer

9/10 math teachers and English teachers

Damn dude, my math teacher, Mrs. Bowman, is such a boner killer

by Cum is stored in your mother April 21, 2022

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Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection

Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.

by drew2258 June 5, 2017

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