Poopin’ n’ snoopin’

When you’re on the toilet and browsing social media.

“Hey, you’ve been in there awhile, are you okay?”
“Yeah, I’m just poopin’ n’ snoopin’”

by kp-ob April 28, 2019

Hootch n Tooch

A term used in place of a name. Sometimes a couple

Where did hootch n tooch go?

by Justin Shaffer March 15, 2007

circ n jerk

A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.

I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in

by Sir Cumfred Cision April 22, 2023

hutz ‘n futzin’

Nonsense.

Foolishness.

A wasteful pursuit.

That’s enough hutz ‘n futzin’, Marsha.

Get to work!

Hey, Dan, did you finish your work?,
Naw, I’ve just been hutz ‘n futzin’ all day.

by Gang Dangus October 19, 2018

Goop n’ Scoop

When you raw dog a women and you cum inside her. You proceed to grab a spoon and scoop the kid from her Virginia and feed it to the women

“I hooked up with this woman last night and I forgot condoms so I just goop n’ scooped her”

by Aurellious Ferguson June 28, 2022

Nug N' Tug

The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.

Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.

Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.

by FragileLittleMe August 5, 2018

Pasta n Pussy

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters

Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."

by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017