Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up

“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day

by kfc tenders November 12, 2020

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Taypendence Day

The day, May 30th, Dr Taylor Alison Swift AKA The Music Industry, The Economy announced the gaining of the masters to her first 6 albums:

Taylor Swift (Debut)
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation

This was announced on a post on her socials with a link to her website. This had a letter displayed announcing what had happened.
She now owns the rights to all her music, music videos, tour movies etc her ENTIRE LIFES WORK.

(Any version Taylor’s Version or Original Version of her albums can now be streamed and bought)

„Today is May 30th, happy Taypendence day everyone!“

„May 30th shall henceforth be know as Taypendence Day“

by Stacy29 May 31, 2025

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National Rendaddy Day

April 19
Day of everyone’s favorite daddy, Rendaddy.

Holy shit look it a wild rendaddy! Be my cinnamon apple and acceot these booty pics on national rendaddy day

by Ticklemygooch03 May 27, 2018

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National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

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Toothless day

Thursday 14, if someone you love or your friend has a wobbly tooth.. rip it out

Derik : hey bro my tooth hurts..
Me: rlly *checks phone* Ahh Thursday 14th.
Derik: huh..
Me: let me see your tooth I will tell you what’s wrong with it.
Derik: ok bro wait it’s toothless day today, WAIT NO!

by Anonymous BB~ April 13, 2022

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