DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding

randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”

by jereepaid June 8, 2025

less dick

when you're cirumsised and therefore have less dick than you would've had without a circumcision

"Yo vic, you got less dick than us."

by xD4k December 6, 2017

vacation dick

A dick that is of a great size, but which you can't take in without having to recover afterwards.

I met this guy last night, he had a vacation dick. It was amazing , but I don't think I would do it again

by Purple Maccaroni June 13, 2016

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.

Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick

by Lukeadams June 17, 2016

dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity

David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.

by ChatchLands April 8, 2020

Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.

“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”

by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020