Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025

skittle dick

A tiny tiny willy on a lanky male.

Person 1: Hey look alex has a tiny winky
Person 2: Haha skittle dick!!

by SkittleDickDaggler June 4, 2024

Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

fat Dick

Donald Trump

Why is fat Dick the president of the United States of America?

by gordo dA MERDA June 6, 2019

nigga dick

big ass jumbo ass

logan likes big ass jumbo ass nigga dick

by Pancake Dogster November 23, 2019

Dick No Dues

A complete melt with zero ability to pay their dues. Often referred to as a cunt or a wasp.

"Don't be a Dick, pay your dues".
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"

by WearTheGownYouClown September 15, 2022