fuck inventory

The number of fucks you currently have left to give about a given problem or topic.

1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.

by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021

Fuck chad in the ass

When a man has no patience to ask another guy if he wants to have intercourse with eachother so the first guy says out loud: mmm I wanna fuck chad in the ass.

Guy 1: I Wanna Fuck Chad in The ass so much!
Guy 2: Ayoo, wtf!?

by JAckisNotJoSEf May 6, 2024

fucking dying

to be dying of laughter or being fucked too hard in the ass multiple times.

HHAAAHAHH DUDE IM FUCKING DYING
SHOULD I STOP FUCKING???? IDFK WHAT LAUGHTER MEANS DURING SEX!!??!?!?!

by XxmassivecockxX May 3, 2022

Can everyone stop fucking posting these

No one cares, it’s not true and it’s full of dogs nuts. Thank you in advance

“Can everyone stop fucking posting these” no one cares

by Jenjen000 November 22, 2021

fuck you saph

what angel says to saph when they're playing roblox together.

angel: *tags saph* "fuck you saph!"

saph: *tags angel*

angel: "FUCK YOU SAPH!"

by lolllllll62726 October 8, 2023

POUCH FUCKING

WHEN YOU FUCK A WOMENS BELLY AND LOVE IT!

I ENJOY POUCH FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND

by GCSTYLE May 3, 2022

i don't fuck with

If you dont don't like someone or something
Synonym: I don't rock with Drake.

I don't fuck with Drake.

by gfzhjznYymnmzhjz6656pyyyYouffr January 31, 2018