A fuck

Noun. An incompetent person who lacks in intelligence, situational awareness, and common sense.

Typically a lazy, entitled, and ignorant.

Joe Blow couldn’t do anything right, Joe is a fuck.

Sammy Shithead is a lazy fuck.

You suck, you’re a fuck.

by Darrel Dipshit June 23, 2022

Tuxed fuck

A well-dressed yet appallingly mannered person.

Look at that tuxed fuck, behaving like he runs the place.

by Lio123 February 9, 2018

fuck

something you will never do because you have no bitches

Jeremy cant fuck with his small dick

by JAYDDDDDDDD February 11, 2024

Fuck

fuck is possibly the only word that can be fucking used in every sentence and it still make fucking sense

FUCK

by Kadenten69 June 26, 2021

Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

by RoJo75 December 13, 2020

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

Fuck around

When a situation is beyond being fixed; Or when a day or period of time in a person's life is one shitty thing after another; A expression use by a person when they finally except there run of bad luck.

My car broke down, me and my old lady's on the outs and work called me in on my day off...fuck around

by MickeyD6781 June 11, 2020