squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022

Fuck up

Lucas Mosley

Lucas you’re a fuck up.

by leonardorick October 4, 2019

Fuck everyone.

TJ has boobs. Period.

Me: Fuck everyone.
Them: Aight, aight. We see your point. TJ does have boobs.

by Aangalang November 23, 2022

Fuck Peanut

A person who is plump and shaped like a peanut in which you have sexual intercourse with

That dude brett is a real fuck peanut ;)

by MeGaShhady November 28, 2021

destination fucked

a place where women spray beer over their face before smashing the container on their head before attempting to drop in from a rooftop onto a porch eve. necessary background; kid flipping the middle finger and a pig giving no fucks

sally is the epicenter of destination fucked

by isawred November 29, 2018

Fuck it all

You know that feeling when you just want to fuck it all?

Well, you probably do.

When you want to Fuck It All, you dont give a shit about anything or anybody. You are drowsy, lazy, tired, angry, angsty, annoyed, stressed etc.

"You forgot to make your homework!"

"Fuck it all, man."

by agaggaluka no me l September 11, 2023

fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022