dirty cristy

When you're doing a woman up the ass and she farts making you cum all up in that rectum, then you finger that salty hole after to rub your glory in

What did you get up to last night?

Did a dirty cristy with the mrs

by Getfuckedkent June 17, 2021

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dirty brayton

When a girl wants a dog so you take her to the dog kennel and find one but while she is looking you take a poodle and start going at it with the dog kennel person in a threesome and throw in a boof. Then when you cum add a little Frank’s red hot sauce to the jizz and have the poodle lick it up then go back to your girlfriend and put the rest of the hot sauce in her vag and eat it out.

Yo dude I tried getting a dog but it ended up with a dirty brayton at the dog park

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 November 1, 2021

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dirty meka

Being strung from a tree painted white

dont make me do a dirty meka to you bruv

by 123d21s March 13, 2022

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Dirty Thirty’s

Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.

Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!

Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!

by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025

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