Dick fairy

A fairy that blesses you with dicks

The dick fairy brought me dick

by Dick fairy 763 May 19, 2025

Dumb Dick

A dumb fucking retard with a incredibly wide cock, maybe even a massive chode.

Hey, dumb dick, fuck you.

by TheChiefDick December 1, 2021

Dick Kicking

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.

"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"

by DukeTokes November 15, 2022

Aqua dick

Guys using movie celebrity names having to do with water

Guy pretending to be aquaman
That guy parading around online as aquaman is just some aqua dick

by Dialysister January 27, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Dick

the thing guys brag about but really just have small ones

"i have such a big dick"

by hoebich69 February 16, 2022

Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.

Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.

by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019