Dirty door

1. When the door shuts on its own in your face

2. The door is on fire

3. The door falls on you

4. You and your partner get pegged by the door handles

1. "The door just did me dirty, stupid dirty door"

2. " I kid you not, its a dirty door."

3. " I dont know why, but the dirty door fell on me"

4. "I got so drunk i did a dirty door with my ex"

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

dirty maykie

When you drink a man's pee and spit in his face

Wanna do the dirty maykie with me

by James from Cape Town September 7, 2021

Dirty Jeroen

A kid who goes all out for ass but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.

Dirty Jeroen is such a simp

by Chewbrakka April 21, 2020

Dirty Ulrik

When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.

I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.

by Leetgamer1234567 May 3, 2024

Dirty terrill

Doing anal pulling your dick out and eating the leftover shit/undigested food

I pulled out of my ex's ass and did it that dirty terrill was disgusting

by My_t_ipisdrippin November 28, 2024

dirty jäger

When your riding on a motorcycle blasting heavy metal and fuckin a chick spider style then hit a railroad track and slip out then back in to your chicks ass while never spilling your beer.

That dude's crazy..

I heard he landed a Dirty Jäger on his chick last night going over the tracks after the party.

by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021