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Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.
“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”
by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025
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Paprika dick

When you sprinkle paprika on your dick to spice up the sex
“Garret’s bout to shove his paprika dick in to make it spicy!”
by JosieDirt July 19, 2021
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Vacation Dick

Unlike boyfriend dick which you can take on a daily basis. Vacation dick is; the exquisite dick that women can't have daily. Typically an islander like from the Caribbean. Most commonly a black studded man who goes a great length of ways satisfy a woman's deepest pleasures.
Vreni: For spring break I went to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh really, why's that?
Vreni: For some vacation dick.
Sabrina: How was it?
Vreni: Let's just say no boyfriend dick could compare by a long shot.
by Childish Gambino June 15, 2016
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Dick No Dues

A complete melt with zero ability to pay their dues. Often referred to as a cunt or a wasp.
"Don't be a Dick, pay your dues".
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"
by WearTheGownYouClown September 15, 2022
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Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick
Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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dumb dick

Insult used by lazy obese 9 year olds with limited vocabulary, this is often accompanied with bad and irrelevant comebacks after the person whom this insult was used against denies it, which annoys the victim even further.
Jayven: You dumb dick!
Max: Can you stop using that? I am not a dumb dick you dip shit
Jayven: No u
by PHDmeme March 13, 2019
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toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist
that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick
by jaja, du weißt schon June 25, 2017
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