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cock control

the ability to control ones cock. In sense of erections and lasting however long they want to during sexual acts. Most notable with being able to become a male pornstar!
Male fan: Is my cock big enough to be in pornos?
Pornstar: You gotta have cock control. That is what matters.
by imstoneybologna January 24, 2015
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Cock Pocks

"I think that hooker gave me cock pocks."
by dicktionairist June 18, 2015
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cock-sicle

when fellatio is done outdoors in cold weather - cock forms a layer of frozen saliva
hey when we go skiing, will you give me a cock-sicle on the chairlift?
by Bradford, PA March 25, 2011
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iron cock

A cock that stays hard and can go on and on
I must have an iron cock, lasted 223,000 hours
by Jericho5216556 November 17, 2016
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Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013
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Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.
The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.
by delta412 May 10, 2011
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Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.
Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
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