meat lockas

Meat lockas are when somebody has really big hands that are good for locking meat. As in eating a lot of food. Mainly noticed on men with big hands or even gorillas.

Girl 1: "DUANGGG girl you see that guys hands?"
Girl 2: "let me look!"
Girl 2" "WOW those are some big meat lockas"
Girl 1: "I'd like to see those in action"

by meatlockaenvy July 7, 2011

meat tie

Tit fuck

I want her to wear my meat tie.

by Capetonian July 26, 2016

Meat Melter

A particularly ugly person who makes a hard dick go limp, like, immediately.

Bro, that girl we saw at the bar was hot but her friend was a total meat melter.

by PJCENT$ January 12, 2022

meat parachute

When a girl has had so many men in her that her vagina is very lose

"Man did you see her? I herd she has a meat parachute"

by JJEM_Michael February 15, 2017

Meat Snot

Semen

I was sucking Andy off last night, and my mum walked in on us just as I was wiping meat snot off my chin

by Meat Man 666 October 3, 2018

Stew Meat

Bland tasting food.

Man those steak fajita nachos tasted like stew meat. Pladow

by MicMac23 June 30, 2009

Meat crazies

The intense emotions/actions you have when eating a lot of meat. (ie: strategizing ways to get/eat everything)

At the Big Apple BBQ:
Lady: "What is this the line for?!"
Me: "Pulled pork."
Lady: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT! WHERE IS THE RIBS LINE?!"
Me: "Dude, she's got the meat crazies."

by meatcrazy June 15, 2010