Jens Peter

A friendly guy with a massive cock, and outstanding sex abilities. He is very funny and smart, usually everybody loves him

Daaaam that’s a huge cock you got there

I know I call it Jens Peter

by LucaRichter November 23, 2021

Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)

Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!

by radeonx August 3, 2009

PETER PIETRA-ING

when your stupid enough to counterfit money and get caught.

did you hear what peter pietra did? i heard he was peter pietra-ing!

by bowles March 31, 2004

John Peters

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.

John Peters is a verry cool guy

by Jude the dude June 5, 2025

peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.

WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf

by The secret ninja cat ladyy June 21, 2010

Peter

Peter is an evil person who wants to eat your soul, he will slowly devour the earth and all its humans. a peter has the ability to not give a f**k about anyone, dont mess with peter he will kill you with his demonic power

Peter: Run you puny human

the entire human race: oh lord he is coming

by the_lord_almighty August 11, 2020

peter

The guy who happens to work at every single factory in the world and manages to violate company regulations every time.

Peter what the fuck are you doing to the sprinkles!?

by what kinda name is soap April 7, 2023