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Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.
"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."
by Eloteloca July 2, 2023
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park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.
Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.
by loulemming August 3, 2011
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Cell Job

The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.
Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."
by KoreanBattlefield December 4, 2010
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Hollow Job

When BJ so good you hollow that dick out.
Suz left me dead with that hollow job.
by J183 October 26, 2017
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vibe job

when you and your bros are vibing and one of you decides to give the other head (no homo is optional)
"Dude, Todd came over and I gave him a vibe job."
"Bro did you say no homo?"
"No, it was a vibe job, we were just vibing bro."
"That's pretty gay."
by operalakes October 5, 2019
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eclair job

when a man uses an eclair as a masturbation tool, then attempts to lick the eclair off when he's done orgasming
he put his dick inside the eclair and jacked off with it as an eclair job
by iwantyouscreamingjesus January 10, 2011
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Fan-Job

JJ Abrams does nothing but fan-jobs in Rise of Skywalker.
by NotAClickBot December 18, 2019
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