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butt crack sex

girl face down,using honey or olive oil. place 3 tablespoons at tip of crack,spreed her cheeks allowing to coat pathway.straddle her,running cock along floor of her crack,enjoy
by viking48 February 24, 2009
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elongated butt crack

a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009
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Crack me off

What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.

The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
John:"Paul you crack me off!" Paul: "......nice to know". *awkward silence*...
by aceboy27 April 22, 2011
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cracked out

to be under the influence of DFINE8 (an energy/fat burning drink that makes you super attentive to details, more perceptive to sounds, and gives you a perma-smile) :)
Wow! Ben is so cracked out right now! He took almost 3 scoops of DFINE8.
by CrackedOutCarl February 8, 2008
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Doo-Doo Crack

A person does not wipe their ass for at least one week, leaving a thin layer of shit crust. After a week, this person scrapes off the crust and allows their friends to snort the scrapings. These scrapings get the user extremely high.
1.) "Hey man have you been smoking crack?!" "No man! I do doo-doo crack!"
2.) Doo doo mammas do doo-doo crack.
by Rymale February 27, 2011
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Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus

-noun

1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....
by ELGenerali February 17, 2010
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Ass Crack Lane

When you can see someone's butt crack and look directly into it.
DOOD1: Man look over there

DOOD2: Man that is Gross

DOOD3: What happened?

DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|
by MRUnpossible June 7, 2009
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