baby's mama

Your childs mom

by Quazimoto June 5, 2003

oops baby

A baby created when a woman tells a man she is using birth control, but she is not.

He'll be paying child support forever -- she had an oops baby six months after the divorce.

by Insect God February 15, 2009

Baby Momma

The Secret Service code name for Michelle Obama.

"Baby Momma in da house dawg, we out" is radio shortspeak for "Michelle is out of the helicopter and inside the White House, over and out.

by Mackerel Daddy March 4, 2010

The Baby bird

After someone has a ridicules number of double shots of eggnog on the Opie and Anthony show, someone else will lay flat on their back while the eggnog-shooter projectile vomits into the lying persons mouth.
The act of doing this was dubbed "The baby bird" by comic Joe Rogan due to its similarities to a mama bird pre-eating, then feeding a baby bird

AKA "Sea of (screaming) laughter"

-Witnesses
"Oh God! OH God! Ooh No!"
"The baby bird is going down!"
"The baby bird! Is happening!!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OoohhHH my GOD!!!"
"No Way! NO WAY!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
-Sea of laughter
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OH my GOD!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! Haw HAW Huh Huh!!
"NO WAY!"
"NO WAY DID THAT JUST HAP- NO WAY DID THAT JUS- JUS- AWWWWWW!!! NO WAY! NO WAY Did That just happen!"
"Oh my god!!..Oh my god!..Oh my god!"
"I almost wet myself, i swear to you im laughing so hard"
"OUTSTANDNG!"
"That was the greatest moment in radio history PERIOD!"
-Witnesses

by KiLLplay December 6, 2006

Baby Man

A fully grown man that by all appearances looks normal. However, once you get to know him, you realize he's a big baby trapped in a man's body.

Mary: "Are you still seeing that guy James?"
Me: "No...after awhile I realized he was a big Baby Man. I handed him a tissue and called it a day."

by ptownshoegal October 21, 2012

baby bucket

A uterus. Alternatively, the woman surrounding said uterus.

Tell her she's not your chosen baby bucket. Now!

by alexlee June 27, 2008

Hush Baby

The physical embodiment of everything you have ever dreamed of in a sexual partner realized in someone you meet, only to discover they have shit for brains and nothing to contribute to any remotely normal, intelligent conversation....or any conversation at all for that matter. I.E hot and stupid.

The character Kelso from That 70's Show. At least 65 percent of models. "I met this total hottie at Peachtree Tavern the other night, unfortunately, a total hush baby. But maybe if I gag him, we can still BONE."

by K. Davis of Sunshine&Cornchips February 8, 2009