Kamotic Syndrome

When someone is so braindead they make unintelligible noises like the following: screaming, gagging, winning,
Gargled speach and overall loudness.

This man is so annoying he might have kamotic syndrome.
Don't go near him, he has kamotic syndrome.

by Hawk333 January 14, 2022

Stoner Syndrome

When a stoner consistently looses and/or misplaces things, becomes forgetful, laughs at stupid things, and/or asks stupid questions.

"dude. i lost my keys, my phone, my wallet, &even my left shoe today! what is going on with me?

Bro, sounds like you've got stoner syndrome..

by thnksfrnthng October 4, 2010

kik syndrome

When you use the messaging app Kik too much you start to hear the text-back noise even though no one texted you.

Guy: *hears kik text-back noise in mind*
Guy: huh, no one texted me back
Guy #2: Dude, you're suffering from kik syndrome

by notyouraveragesausage December 18, 2014

Ubermensch Syndrome

"Nietzsche syndrome", also known as "ubermensch syndrome", is a psychological problem where a person without the capacity and talent to create value in a societal structure relies upon exaggerated self-worth and delusions of grandeur to prove to themself that their lack of success is a direct result of them being an "ubermensch". Other symptoms of this syndrome include a sense of entitlement, internalized misogyny, racism towards the races deemed weak, and inability to control one's emotions resulting in aggressive outbursts. The afflicted refer to themself as "ubermensch", "overman" or "superman" and everyone else as "the herd". The afflicted also refer to themself as "alpha male" or sometimes "sigma male" as most of the afflicted are male. The person afflicted with this illness usually relies on social safety nets for their day-to-day needs and fending for themselves in the real world can prove to be challenging and depressing for them.

Susan: "Hey John! Why did you quit your job?"
John: "Because I am an ubermensch and I can't work for the lesser people of the herd."
Susan: "Then how are you going to pay for the stuff?"
John: "My father has left me a reasonable sum of money. That should take care of it."
Susan: "Oh! So you have"Ubermensch Syndrome""

by Daniel Sempere January 15, 2022

godzslay syndrome

Is the hottest person on the planet and everyone loves him even Brennan Borrello he wishes he could be him

did you see that kid with godzslay syndrome hes my dream

by Brennan Borrelo March 22, 2017

COD syndrome

The act of checking windows and around corners for snipers, campers and I.E.Ds in everyday life.

A: I just checked all the rooms in my house for campers.

B: I think you may have COD syndrome.

by spamlurker December 3, 2013

h.e. syndrome

When you want to totally bang out some girl that's not even that hot, and don't know why

Dude i totally wanna bang that girl

Why man? She's not even hot

I know, i must have h.e. syndrome

by ctyikgh July 20, 2011