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pickled beats

"After skating all day I had a bad case of pickled beats."
by Fease July 19, 2007
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A delicious pickle kit you can buy in the tiktok shop. Basically a DIY chamoy pickle kit with whatever chemicals tiktok puts in them. Often eaten while your rose toy is connected
Teacher: I said no Chamoy Pickle Kits in class!!
Student: I DON'T CARE!!! *eats chamoy pickle kit from tiktok shop while using rose toy simultaneously*📳I'M USING MY ROSE TOY🌹
by ROSE.TOY.ABUSER ;-; December 27, 2023
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Pickle

A pickle is an ancient god who was known for his dill humor. Pickles are very holy, and taste very nice on popcorn.
Example: “I think it’s daily pickle praying time, gotta get to the dill castle
“Popcorn was so boring, until they flavored it with pickles. My life is complete!”
by Mrdefinitions June 29, 2020
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smokey pickle

when a guy covers his warty dick in peanut butter, then has his girl give him a blowjob.
bro... last night was awesome i gave my girlfriend a smokey pickle
by bigbuttsmalltits March 2, 2017
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The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.
Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”
by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024
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Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property
Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
by Bud Bug July 27, 2021
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Pickle Wrecked

A person who gets turned on by shoving pickles up their ass will get pickle wrecked. Begging a partner to shove pickles in your ass because you are desperately horny
Person 1: pleaseeeee shove a pickle up my ass I’m pickle wrecked
Person 2: okay hold still
by anonymous June 26, 2023
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