Penis Nose

A person who has the nose of a penis, shaped like a penis, and whos snot looks like cum

Squidward, you have a BIG ASS PENIS NOSE

by Zipzerboy December 8, 2010

the penis song

THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...

Lyrics:

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here


Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

THE PENIS SONG is the best song EVER!

by <3 Emi <3 October 16, 2005

Penis Poncho

A condom in which is far to large for the individuals penis, and is loose like a poncho

The small asain man put on a magnum, he was sporting a huge penis poncho

by Brian H and Danny S August 27, 2009

Dracula penis

A condition in which the penis appears to be wearing a cape; often the result of a partial circumcision during infancy, after which the remaining foreskin has grown much longer over the years.

On that night, it wasn't his Twilight obsession that concerned her; it was what to do with his Dracula penis.

by Thomas A Edison November 1, 2010

penis insecurity

When the penis doesn't get enough showmanship it has to remind itself that its still an almighty tool and can make any woman moan.

i think i may suffer from penis insecurity.

by ieshapaige September 11, 2007

penis wrinkle

someone who is being a ass, a dick, or a overall rude person

david was being a penis wrinkle to jordan, after she got back with him

by berryj2220 August 7, 2019

penis identity

The penis identity is a mathematical equation, or identity: 8=D. The identity is similar to others, such as Euler's identity, in that it uses constants rather than variables. It is occasionally written with multiple "=" for emphasis.

Instead of writing down formulas on my chemistry cheat sheet, I just wrote the penis identity: 8=====D.

by Jario777 February 23, 2011