Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.

Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!

by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009

popping nuts

1.When a male squeezes his testicles so hard it pops, this act is usually done because of stress

2.Another way of saying ejaculation.

Damn Jarrett, You must be so stressed because you are popping nuts!

by Fishy Goldenstein March 18, 2014

Coco-nut

(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.

No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.

by Ben Dustman October 31, 2010

Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

nut sack

A sack of nuts. There are many types of nuts, such as coconuts, peanuts, almonds, cashews, and you can actually collect and carry the nuts around in a special bag called a nut sack. Once you're ready to eat them, you can also stick the nuts into your mouth! But be careful, you might choke!

"I brought my nut sack to work yesterday."
"Where is it? Can I see?"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Nut Rot

When you fuck a thot that has previously been inseminated by another man

Friend: Hey bruh last night I fucked some bitch from the cutz and her pussy be smellin extra stanky
Me: My nigga that’s nut rot

After my niggas ran a train on this thot her pussy smelled like nut rot

by Lil Turkitdurrr November 19, 2018

dribble nut

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.

"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004