American Football House

The house located on 704 W High St in Urbana, Illinois that was pictured on the cover of midwest emo band American Football’s 1999 eponymous debut album. Being the only image attached to the band for years, it has become something of a meme within indie/emo circles. Any trve emo enjoyer must make a pilgrimage to the house at some point in their life.

American Football Fan #1: Are we ever gonna make our pilgrimage to the American Football House?

American Football Fan #2: Let’s drive down there over spring break, there’s gonna be a house show and party.

by donaman March 27, 2022

Waffle House Index

A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.

GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)

Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022

every room in the house

Response to the phrase "get a room" when wildly making out, inscenuating that the accuser is being hypocritical, thus causing them to mind their own business.

"Hey you two, get a room!" says Jess. "Oh haha, every room in the house, Jess!" says Anna, then Jess slinks away powned.

by Phoenix Titan March 6, 2005

Vaginal round house

When One is giving there sex mate a good fucking so hard that it feels as if you have ben kicked in the vag.

For instance. Leanna watson got vaginal round housed by Wes.

by A dirty guy June 18, 2010

House party tetris

The act of moving furniture frantically moving furniture back to its original place while under the influence at a house party.

"Yeah we all had to play some serious house party Tetris at Dyllan's graduation party."

by SuppaSh33p July 27, 2014

Immortal house of pancakes

A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.

I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.

by incipitsathanas April 6, 2008

a friend's house

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager and were kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving

I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over

by Sexydimma August 19, 2014