fat cont

A fat cont is a fat man with a vagina

Wow that homosexual is such a fat cont

"Gary stop being such a fat cont"

by lilByrOn January 27, 2018

fat swap

When friends trade who is the fat one. This is due to the one that was fat getting healthy at the same time that the one that was healthy got fat, this exchange is called a fat swap.

"I remember the two of you, didn't he used to be the fat one? What did you do, a fat swap?"

"Jane used to be fly as hell, now she looks like a mammoth"
"Oh she did a fat swap with Latisha though, now Latisha is damn fine"

by TheDogman January 13, 2014

Fat Bag

A bag from a large fast food chain.

Katie had many fat bags in the back of her car.

by Tmeow May 4, 2014

fat flowey

flowey is fat

ect. Fat flowey went to the store.

by fat flowey February 6, 2018

fat chicked

Stood up, bailed out, avoided at all cost

That woman fat chicked you last at the bar....

by Micka C October 16, 2017

fat noob

you

you are fat noob

by jfoijsoafjiawjs November 16, 2017

Fat Jesus

The guy who always gets stuck with the fat chick in a group. A messiah for overweight women.

Looks like Fat Jesus got himself a hippo this time.

by @shot_of_cabo November 14, 2019