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you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
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National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits
by . March 6, 2023
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Party Dai

The homeless looking mofo who is ready to roll a joint and pass on your face
Life is not a party without party dai
by Deepsai November 22, 2021
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February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring
“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”
by ilikemyman February 17, 2024
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Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family
Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day
by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021
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National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.
You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.
by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024
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national sex day

On June 14th you can have sex with whoever you want and get away with it
Just go to a party and tell people it’s national sex day.
by eat peen April 13, 2019
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