Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017

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Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

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Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.

She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.

by G. Twilight March 20, 2024

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A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.

Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.

by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020

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