Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Fuck-You Saturday

A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Fuck in the shit

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.

We lost the game.. Fuck in the shit!

by Def Youser October 30, 2016

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

Fucking's

The irs gave me a lot of Fucking's today or my partner an I fucked several times in other words, (Fucking's)

Wow Fucking's great.

by Fucking's February 13, 2021

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

What you say when you are getting fucked

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024

thumb fucking

Repeatedly sending and or receiving erotic and graphic txt messages of a sexual nature

Paul: You still txting with Susan?

Peter: Hehe yeah...

Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.

by Cheddarbox March 31, 2009