kick dick day

on the 5th of October all girls have permission to go round and kick all boys dicks. have fun :)

it is going to be kick dick day on Monday cant wait

by eboy214 October 2, 2020

National Girlfriend Day

On June 11th you better treat your love as the queen they are!

national girlfriend day is the day where the world revolves around your girlfriend

by soggywaffles June 11, 2022

National Sweaty Balls Day

National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better

"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"

by Allastorm December 28, 2024

National Online Girlfriend Day

August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.

hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl

by faybitch107492 August 1, 2021

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

Hector Day

April 26th, this date will be set in stone when memes fights mossbag in the ring

Moyai_boi: Hector day was crazy

Memeslord (dead): Ikr

by Amogusmaster33 April 24, 2022

Economic Blackout Day

Progressive set-up to blame Trump for the stock market crash.

Hym "So, we're just going to pretend they didn't set up an economic blackout day that same day? They serious just did that just there, didn't they? They are actively trying to make it look like he has schizophrenia- I mean, make it look like he's to blame."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025