Bob:yo tim is kyle here?
Tim:Shut the fuck up of course not!
Bob:Damn, i really wanted to give him this leftover weed i got from the market
Tim:What?
Bob:What?
Kyle:Sorry i was la- oh, Tim is here..
Tim: Fuck you Kyle.
Kyle: Fuck you bitch.
Bob:woah! Settle down fellas! Anyway heres your weed kyle.
Kyle:Thanks B.
Tim: *slowly reaches for phone to call the cops*
Bob & Kyle:Dont you dare.
(disclaimer: i do not have any friends called kyle, tim or bob)
Tim:Shut the fuck up of course not!
Bob:Damn, i really wanted to give him this leftover weed i got from the market
Tim:What?
Bob:What?
Kyle:Sorry i was la- oh, Tim is here..
Tim: Fuck you Kyle.
Kyle: Fuck you bitch.
Bob:woah! Settle down fellas! Anyway heres your weed kyle.
Kyle:Thanks B.
Tim: *slowly reaches for phone to call the cops*
Bob & Kyle:Dont you dare.
(disclaimer: i do not have any friends called kyle, tim or bob)
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)
1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe
individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.
2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.
3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)
1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe
individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.
2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.
3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'
2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'
3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'
4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'
5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK
was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'
3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'
4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'
5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK
was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
Get the shit-fuck mug.After having mind-blowing sexual intercourse and showering together after and him giving you a proper exfoliate. And then having pizza to top it off
'He came inside of me and then we showered and he gave me a proper scrubbing I call it the Fuck and Exfoliate'
by Jelly_belly69 July 16, 2023
Get the Fuck and Exfoliate mug.Some thing one does when there is nothing to do. Typically done in restaurants when there are no orders are in and all the days prep is finished.
" there is nothing els to do but Fuck Fluffy for the rest of the day."
"TOBAR! stpo fucking fluffy and get back to work!"
"TOBAR! stpo fucking fluffy and get back to work!"
by the one and only Tobar March 17, 2009
Get the Fucking Fluffy mug.Yes! The YouTube filth did not like being told to go fuck themselves so they enlisted their followers (likely in private) to take what I said about the weaponized schizophrenia and use it against me. But they didn't know who I was. So they did it to ANYONE repeating the rhetoric I use or anyone they thought might be me. lIAM paYne. Maybe sAM Harris. Maybe sAM HYde. And 3-4 years ago they either stopped doing it to lIAM paYne or kept doing it anyway because they don't actually care about what I did or whether or not I'm guilty or who they do it to and then he jumped off his balcony because his life was destroyed BY THE PEOOLE DOING IT TO HIM. And that is an act of RICO Manslaughter 3. Dead heart murder. They DID NOT CARE whether or not it lead to his death... And they did it anyway. Just like ANYONE ELSE who uses the symptoms of a mental illness to stalk and harass someone, they do not care if it results in THEIR OWN DEATH (when it comes to kids who might start doing it to their classmates) because they do not think that they will be killed for it. They think they will be protected. But let me ask you something? Why do women get raped in the military? They are surrounded by soldiers. They should literally be as safe as humanly possible. Who do they still get raped, AOC? Because no amount of oversight is enough. Stalking and harassing me is not going to keep your kids safe.
It is going to incentivize killing them and FOR ALL YOU KNOW (Due explicitly to an internet media blackout) one of the last guys they did it to DID kill your kids. They are banking on their ability to conceptually scapegoat me and the government protecting THEM, instead of your kids. Which they didn't. They did not protect your kids at all. They DID IN FACT protect the YouTubers. Until Charlie Kirk, they were protecting their 'right' to invade my privacy and do IN EXPLICIT TERMS the manufacturing of a mental illness I do not have, regardless of what it does to me, or what I do to your kids in response.
Hym "So yes. You need to go fuck yourselves. If you had done that initially YOU WOULD HAVE MORE KIDS AND PODCASTERS RUNNING AROUND. That's a fact. They dove in front of the 'child-saving trick shot' and now are trying to sweep their culpability under the rug."
Hym "So yes. You need to go fuck yourselves. If you had done that initially YOU WOULD HAVE MORE KIDS AND PODCASTERS RUNNING AROUND. That's a fact. They dove in front of the 'child-saving trick shot' and now are trying to sweep their culpability under the rug."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
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Get the FUCKING mug.To have to balance on a stick while having sexual relations with someone you would rather not have sexual relations. This usually ends with an accident of the stick rampaging the anus.
by Liger KING April 1, 2020
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